Absolutely Ridiculous

I consistently manage to involve myself in absurd, if not dangerous, situations most often involving some form of liquid confidence.
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My New Years Eve

So, after having disappointing New Years Eves the past two years I decided to cash in tonight, and babysit rather than go out. I was supposed to be paid $30/ hour, but the woman came home drunk and generous and paid me $45/hr to watch her 2 kids (who went to bed an hour after I got there).

Best part?

The mom left for the night in a black sequin dress and returned in mens pajamas. She asked me not to judge her, and explained that she had been seeing him for awhile. hahahahahahaha

01/01/2010 02:34
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