My mom just called me
sade:
crying, nay, bawling to tell me that her sister’s (who died in April) husband is getting remarried to…ready guys? Ready? Their adopted daughter.
My mom: I just-just cannnn’t belieeeve itttt, she just died in APRILLLLL
Me: Wow. Terry’s pulling a Woody Allen. Incredible. Except it’s way worse since Jules is dead.
My dad (in the background): Hahahahaha fucking awesome, fucking awesome, fucking awesome
My mom: THIS IS AWFULLLL
Me: Ok. I’m at work, I can’t do this.
My mom: YOUR DAD WON’T STOP LAUGHINGGGGGG
Me: I don’t know why you’re surprised at that.
12/30/2009 16:11