Absolutely Ridiculous

I consistently manage to involve myself in absurd, if not dangerous, situations most often involving some form of liquid confidence.
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My mom just called me

sade:

crying, nay, bawling to tell me that her sister’s (who died in April) husband is getting remarried to…ready guys? Ready? Their adopted daughter.

My mom: I just-just cannnn’t belieeeve itttt, she just died in APRILLLLL

Me: Wow. Terry’s pulling a Woody Allen. Incredible. Except it’s way worse since Jules is dead.

My dad (in the background): Hahahahaha fucking awesome, fucking awesome, fucking awesome

My mom: THIS IS AWFULLLL

Me: Ok. I’m at work, I can’t do this.

My mom: YOUR DAD WON’T STOP LAUGHINGGGGGG

Me: I don’t know why you’re surprised at that.

12/30/2009 16:11
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