December 2009
8 posts
My mom just called me
sade:
crying, nay, bawling to tell me that her sister’s (who died in April) husband is getting remarried to…ready guys? Ready? Their adopted daughter.
My mom: I just-just cannnn’t belieeeve itttt, she just died in APRILLLLL
Me: Wow. Terry’s pulling a Woody Allen. Incredible. Except it’s way worse since Jules is dead.
My dad (in the background): Hahahahaha fucking awesome, fucking awesome,...
House Sitting = House Party
Yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
“Some people have all the luck…..”
– Today I was called last-minute by the babysitting agency that I use when I am on break from school to make fast cash, wondering if I could sit tonight. I said yes, and showed up at their house on time, only to realize I had been assigned the coolest family ever. Turns out the mom is a famous...
Widespread Panic — Up All Night
I am going...
