March 2010
1 post
February 2010
13 posts
In response to the girl who reblogged my post on...
The native costume and the black/jew party, as I put it, were two separate events. The first, was a party co-hosted by an Jewish group on campus and a black group on campus, hence black/jew party. It was a blacklight theme. The second (the one with the picture) was Spring Halloween. My friend and I dressed as natives and carried spears. We weren’t picking fun at a race and never once said we...
Netflix
Sooooo…….
I just bought Netflix, which I have wanted for FOREVER. I will now stoop to new lows of laziness. Expect to find me spending obscene amounts of free time watching movies off Netflix online. Success!
Latest drunk antics....
This weekend was the Jew/Black blacklight party and Spring Halloween.
At blacklight, I got drunk, wound up smoking in an empty bedroom room full of strangers….excellent. I ended up giving a group of black girls relationship advice in the bathroom (wtf). Then I made friends with some jews and stayed with MBY and some others at the party until 4ish and took a cab home (a solid 2 blocks from...
January 2010
11 posts
No fair...
Mom and Dad have just left for a cruise to Turks and Caicos. David has gone to Pasadena for the National Championship (Hook ‘Em!). I am in Dallas being carpool mom for my little brother. Fuck that.
Retaliate and throw a party? I think yes.
My New Years Eve
So, after having disappointing New Years Eves the past two years I decided to cash in tonight, and babysit rather than go out. I was supposed to be paid $30/ hour, but the woman came home drunk and generous and paid me $45/hr to watch her 2 kids (who went to bed an hour after I got there).
Best part?
The mom left for the night in a black sequin dress and returned in mens pajamas. She asked me...
December 2009
8 posts
My mom just called me
sade:
crying, nay, bawling to tell me that her sister’s (who died in April) husband is getting remarried to…ready guys? Ready? Their adopted daughter.
My mom: I just-just cannnn’t belieeeve itttt, she just died in APRILLLLL
Me: Wow. Terry’s pulling a Woody Allen. Incredible. Except it’s way worse since Jules is dead.
My dad (in the background): Hahahahaha fucking awesome, fucking awesome,...
House Sitting = House Party
Yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
Some people have all the luck…..
– Today I was called last-minute by the babysitting agency that I use when I am on break from school to make fast cash, wondering if I could sit tonight. I said yes, and showed up at their house on time, only to realize I had been assigned the coolest family ever. Turns out the mom is a famous...
November 2009
4 posts
Thanksgiving!!!!!!
About to hit the road with David to meet up with the family in Dallas! Then we hop back in the car for another 15 some-odd ours (yuck) and drive to Kentucky to see the whole extended clan! I am sooooo excited to go home, get real food, and relax. Plus, the Irish relatives are flying in from Belfast! Success!!!!!!
TAKE NOTE: Not only is Thanksgiving on Thursday, but so is my 20th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!...
October 2009
4 posts
July 2009
2 posts
Bah!
I haven’t posted in forever! As of this week, I will begin my mid-year resolution and try to blog more! MBY better be proud!
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
6 posts
The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure....
– Christopher McCandless
Hello.
Mary Beth [one of my very vest friends] has inspired me to get a blog. We shall see how it goes and if I am capable of remembering to keep up with it.